If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Two and a Half Men · Season 1 · Episode 7
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
Season 1
- Episode 1 · Pilot
- Episode 2 · Big Flappy Bastards
- Episode 3 · Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Episode 4 · If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- Episode 5 · The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
- Episode 6 · Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Episode 7 · If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Episode 8 · Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
- Episode 9 · Phase One, Complete
- Episode 10 · Merry Thanksgiving
- Episode 11 · Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Episode 12 · Camel Filters and Pheromones
- Episode 13 · Sarah Like Puny Alan
- Episode 14 · I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Episode 15 · Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- Episode 16 · That Was Saliva, Alan
- Episode 17 · Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
- Episode 18 · An Old Flame With a New Wick
- Episode 19 · I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Episode 20 · Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Episode 21 · No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Episode 22 · My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
- Episode 23 · Just Like Buffalo
- Episode 24 · Can You Feel My Finger?