Arguments for the Quickie
Two and a Half Men · Season 3 · Episode 23
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
Season 3
- Episode 1 · Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
- Episode 2 · Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- Episode 3 · Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Episode 4 · Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
- Episode 5 · We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Episode 6 · Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Episode 7 · Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- Episode 8 · That Voodoo That I Do Do
- Episode 9 · Madame and Her Special Friend
- Episode 10 · Something Salted and Twisted
- Episode 11 · Santa's Village of the Damned
- Episode 12 · That Special Tug
- Episode 13 · Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
- Episode 14 · Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- Episode 15 · My Tongue Is Meat
- Episode 16 · Ergo, the Booty Call
- Episode 17 · The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
- Episode 18 · The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Episode 19 · Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
- Episode 20 · Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- Episode 21 · And the Plot Moistens
- Episode 22 · Just Once with Aunt Sophie
- Episode 23 · Arguments for the Quickie
- Episode 24 · That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite