
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Two and a Half Men · Season 2 · Episode 22
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
Season 2
- Episode 1 · Back Off, Mary Poppins
- Episode 2 · Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- Episode 3 · A Bag Full of Jawea
- Episode 4 · Go Get Mommy's Bra
- Episode 5 · Bad News from the Clinic?
- Episode 6 · The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- Episode 7 · A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Episode 8 · Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Episode 9 · Yes, Monsignor
- Episode 10 · The Salmon Under My Sweater
- Episode 11 · Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Episode 12 · A Lungful of Alan
- Episode 13 · Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)
- Episode 14 · Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- Episode 15 · Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Episode 16 · Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
- Episode 17 · Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
- Episode 18 · It Was 'Mame', Mom
- Episode 19 · A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
- Episode 20 · I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Episode 21 · A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- Episode 22 · That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Episode 23 · Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- Episode 24 · Does This Smell Funny to You?